April 2012
2 posts
I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES: Rules to New Girl's... →
glitzervonflawless:
epidilius:
Game prep:
Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.
Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the castle. You must follow the chair path through the zones.
You can...
March 2012
2 posts
mordhau5:
Professional Griefers (ft. Gerard Way)...
get on the boat
askenderbro:
[Steve]: I keep a pocketful of quarter-machine prizes on me at all times. He’s not hard to bribe.
February 2012
12 posts
January 2012
20 posts
RosaLui: "The Kids From Yesterday" Music Video →
officialmcrmy:
Hello friends… Here is the official video for our new single “The Kids From Yesterday” . This will be the last single released from our album Danger Days, and we decided what better song to end on than our collective favorite. This song means a lot of different things to us…
And… that’s me. Wow. This is like living a fairy tale. Thank you all, a million times over.
I...
: ME?! PRETTY?! WTF U SMOKIN? →
fartwithheadphoneson:
A while back I was at my local diner (which I am now meaningless mayor of on Foursquare. Woo.) and I was talking to Justin about how this one friend of ours is REALLY gorgeous but doesn’t know it. I was saying how she’s always SO put together, to the point where she’ll ask me if she looks “ok” and my only response will be pure laughter. She always looks amazing! Then I just...
jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
December 2011
23 posts
christopher gutierrez: Lee Ving had it right. →
deadxstop:
It has been a lean holiday season over here at the deadxstop headquarters. Shopping was almost non-exsistent due to keeping the lights on and paying for my new book to be released. But don’t worry, this won’t be one of those posts where I complain about not having money because we all know…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Thrice (31)
Alkaline Trio (27)
Misfits (19)
Biffy Clyro (10)
Dustin Kensrue (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Yekith: Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer... →
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is painful
misskittycharms:
dignityalwaysdignity:
iamsexy:
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Adele (13)
Alkaline Trio (13)
Feed the Rhino (6)
The Ergs! (6)
Beyoncé (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Beyoncé (30)
Adele (14)
Katy Perry (12)
My Chemical Romance (7)
The Killers (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
deityofthewoods:
Favourite holiday songs; #2
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