Jan
3
- jim: hello?
- person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
- jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
- person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
- jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
- telemarketer: w-wha--
- jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
- person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
- jim: wait...
- jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
- jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
